Lavi Marw

mollyslip:

the one true ally

(Source: snatchers4ever-remade)

gluten-free-pussy:

gluten-free-pussy:

Last night I dreamt that Cardi B was engaged to Bill O’Reily and literally no one else was bothered by this except me so I went on all the late night talk shows and was like “WHY IS THIS OKAY?” And Time Magazine called me Hater of the Year.

This is still the funniest dream I’ve ever had

unscriptedindulgence:

beefbearrito:

friend: how bad do you want his dick?
Me:

Omggggggggggggggg

cobaltdays:

vapornate:

snatchedweaves:

When you tell him you can’t bottom because you didn’t douche and he’s like “So?………”

@staff

can u delete this?

the energy of this post is so dark sided